Or, More hilarious adventures with Autocorrect!

WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE.

Another warning: I swiped these from here: http://rats-funnybone.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
—”Senator Soaper”

A love so strong:

 

Err… I don’t think it works like that… usually…

 

Caught you at a bad time? Or a good time?

 

No offense meant to autistics. They’re good people.

 

Didn’t know they had that color in stock:

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Those crazy canucks and their expressions:00061840

 

You might want to review your life insurance policy…

 

The Breakfast of Champions:

 

We sell these, by the way. Shirts, that is.

 

I’m Lovin’ It!

 

Straight up hamsta’

 

TMI!!!!!!!

 

How’d she get THAT in her purse?

 

So what’s for dinner?00061848

 

I said, a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, you don’t stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to the beat:

 

Poo party:

 

Talk about your “tight ends!”

 

What’s For Dinner? Part II

 

Surprise, honey!

 

Never too early to check for Alzheimer’s:

 

So watcha been doin’?00061859

 

Lastly: May I take your order, sir?

The thing I don’t understand is: how’d those words even get programmed into the Autocorrect system to begin with?

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